A lot of people like to follow Mayan calendars, Nostradamus, the Age of Aquarius or have other eschatological beliefs; I have no quarrels against you people. It's perfectly fine to believe in the unknown inevitable, much like a child believes the Tooth Fairy comes and dryhumps them while they sleep (hey, as long as I get paid, you can put your Tooth Fairy poonani on my forehead as much as you want).
I'm a believer of a lesser-known eschatology called, "self-prophetism." Self-prophetism is where your dreams from the night become real in the day; as your dreams are fulfilled in succession, you better damn believe the world is coming to an end.
Case and point:
I had a dream where I was having sex with my engaged co-worker. The next day, I forced myself on her and got her pregnant. That next night, I woke up in a cold-sweat after having a terrible dream wherein my mistress "laid off" her unborn child. When I went into work, I proceeded to stomp on her ovaries so she was unable to birth my child. The same day, a 13th zodiac sign was added.
Uncanny, I know, but when dreams like this are fulfilled with such realistic execution I can't help but believe the apocalypse is upon us. We're drawing closer and closer to 2012 by the second, I suggest paying more attention to your dreams and start believing in your own prophecy.
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