Introduction - Ska & Sexism

Hello, readers!  Welcome to Inkubate, the musings of an aspiring comedian and actor.  Before I tell you folks a little bit about myself I just want to clarify the title of my blog; the title is a cross between "ink" and "masturbate."  Why?  Because I love writing and I love masturbating, therefore I have the clever title "Inkubate," which is not to be mistaken with "incubate" which is what chickens do to their eggs to keep them warm.

Anyway, I just want to extend a welcome and tell you folks exactly what to expect from this blog.  90% of this shit is based on my thoughts, which usually gravitate towards food, my worship of black people, masturbation, women and trends often followed by people my age.

Now, if you are one of those intelligent pricks too high on your horse to enjoy toilet humor I'd suggest navigating away from this page.  However, if you're also one of those people who walk around with their mouth open, I'd ask you do the same because it is evident my toilet humor is more of a hotel bathroom rather than a gas station lavatory.

I suppose I can tell you people a few things about myself since this is my first post, here's a list because I've become extremely lazy at this point.

• I listen to ska.
• I sleep with the television on.
• I watch a shit-ton of TCM.
• Both of my parents were immigrants.
• I'm 50% Greek.
• I'm motivated when dealing with my passions, but I'm otherwise lazy.
• I happen to love women, but I love them even more as a punchline.
• I worship "the blacks."