Fond memories of my grandfather...

We all miss our grandparents after they pass, I especially miss my grandfather who passed in November (which was the reason I didn't post in December).  I've finished grieving and now I need to share my fondest memory with all of you people.  It is a tale that many believe is blasphemy, however I will assure you this is not embellished.

One afternoon just after school had let out and I had gotten home, I made my usual mega sized bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and locked myself in my room.  As I jammed out to some tunes I got lost in the endless links to useless minutiae Wikipedia had to offer, it was my usual passtime.  My grandfather sat in the next room over watching Judge Joe Brown.  At this point in time he was competent and able to walk about, however the sickness made him too feeble to manage any other sort of physical activity.  Needless to say, I rushed to the man's aid whenever he asked because I knew he was on his last leg.

The house was empty at an unusual hour because everyone had errands to run so it was just me and the good ol' Papou (that's grandpa in Greek).  I heard the underbelly of his slippers stalking towards my door until finally his shaking hand reached for my doorknob.  With an extremely loud creak from my unoiled door he politely poked his head through the door and announced, "I need to make-ey showera."

"I need to make-ey showera" was his way of saying, "I'm going to take a shower," in his heavily accented English.  I gave him the affirmation and looked back to my computer screen...  But something was off.  He just stood there staring at me with a strange look.  When I finally looked at him I realized what exactly the face entailed.  It was the face you make when you don't have good news and neither of you are going to enjoy what's about to happen.  That was the moment I realized I had to bathe my grandfather.

I sucked it up, damn it, I was going to do what I had to do for the man.  He broke his back for about fifty years in the restaurant business so my father could eventually come to raise and support my slacker ass.  I undressed the man, helped him in the shower and started scrubbing.

It wasn't bad, I lathered up the washcloth and cleaned the man pretty damn well.  However, it seemed I wasn't thorough enough because he kept giving me the same look he gave me earlier.  There was bad news and I knew exactly what it was...


I had to wash my grandfather's dick.

As if I were staring at the Grand Canyon like Mister Kenevil before he jumped it; I had to have the confidence and the preparation.  I took a deep breath, reached down, gave it a quick scrub and got the fuck out of there.  But still, he gave me those eyes.

I didn't wash his dick good enough.  Every man knows you need to wash your dick thoroughly, with pride...  It's your dick!  So I sucked it up, took another breath and started washing my grandfather's salami like a man.  I thought I did an awesome job...  But I didn't.  Those eyes were upon me again.

At that moment Morgan Freeman could've narrated, "It was this time, this look, a profound silence fell upon the boy."

I glanced down at his sausage and discovered something I had never stopped to think about.  You see, my dick is missing an accessory.  One could say my cock isn't in the season for a turtleneck but my grandfather's was.  I had to pull the cowl of the one-eyed beast back and wash around his rim.

You're damn right I did it, and when I did do it I had somewhat of an epiphany.  I was wielding the dick that created the dick that created my dick.  And as I held this brilliant artifact in my mitt I felt energized...  So energized I kinda wanted to wash my father's cock'n'balls next.