Faking It

I don't understand how a guy can be tricked by a woman when it comes to the orgasm.  Faking it is very easy to catch, at least it is in my experience.  But, I have a certain procedure when it comes to faking it.  It's a simple method:

Identify
Call Shit
Resume

The easiest way to identify whether or not a girl is faking it is by going to the source.  At the base of your cock, you should have the white ring (or Pandora's Donut as I call it).  It's a white ring of female ejaculate and a pat on the back for a job well done.  If it ain't there, don't panic...  It doesn't mean she's faking it because this ring isn't foolproof. 

So if it's not there, look for other signs.  If your girl can say a full sentence in the middle of being nailed, she's faking it.

"Oooh!  I wanna cum at the same time, please!"

Nah.

If there's a definite moment where she screams out in euphoric pleasure that exceeds that of anything else she's moaned all night, she's faking it.

"Yeah...

Yeah...

Yeah...

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!  YEAH!"

That brings me to my next sign, overuse of the word "yes" or the phrase "right there."  First of all, guys don't know where "right there" is, we can't navigate our cocks around corners or up alleys.  If there was a cock joint, we'd be able to get "right there."  But in reality, "right there" is just your vagina.  We don't suddenly hit the right spot while we were nailing you in the same way for the last five minutes.

So if she's faking it, you gotta go to the next step.  Calling her out on her shit takes some balls.  If she's faking it, tell her to cut the shit out unless she wants a very real pregnancy.  Threatening girls with pregnancy is pretty badass.

After the threat, she'll get real and be ready for step three.  Resume sex!  Drive it home in the silence you rightfully deserve.  Because for some reason we hate women preserving our egos and faking it for us.