As a pass-time, my uncle likes to take me cruisin' to look at women. Now, typically when I go out and do this I'll give the occasional catcall or stop to talk to a woman.
Not my uncle.
He just slows down and starts mumbling to himself sexually. And 99.9% of the time it's one of these three phrases:
"I hope she has health insurance." - This implies he'll fuck a girl so hard she'll be injured.
"Swoo, damn, I'd give her the ol' vertebreaker." - This implies he'll fuck a girl so hard she'll have spinal injuries, specifically.
Or, my personal favorite, "What's up sloppy?" - Which is saved especially for a girl attractive enough for my uncle to bang, but a little loose.
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